- how do you make iron
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danbgruchy:

the quality of achievement hunter knowing how to play video games affecting michael (summed up in less than thirty seconds)

cjcalvert:

It’s no secret that gaming journalism has gone downhill in the last five years ever since sites like Kotaku, Destructoid, and Rock, Paper, Shotgun have been including pieces about social justice that have nothing to do with gaming and calling gamers misogynistic rapists who sexualize women….

lupanaoflaminar:

caffeinatedfeminist:

[TW: Rape]

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serenitywarrior:

leetakeuchi:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

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DAMN.

No mercy for rapists.

"It is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.” OH MY GOD

archeeviee:

a legend

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

owlturdcomix:

The one constant.

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filyambda:

laugh like an idiot

filyambda:

laugh like an idiot

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thenimbus:



R.I.P. Ato Essandoh



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https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh


JESUS

CHRIST

THIS DUDE.

this is the best thing Adam has ever done

lorddiobrando:

heysoo:

roselalalonde:

thenimbus:

R.I.P. Ato Essandoh

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JESUS

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CHRIST

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THIS DUDE.

this is the best thing Adam has ever done

deathgripsforcutie:

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

soon

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americanninjax:

floozys:

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I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious

gifak-net:

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

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Yes we have these in America, at these places the dancing robot animals are always terrifying and the food is always horrible, nobody knows how these places turn a profit, but yes, they do exist, they are very common in our country….

The food is not that bad [Chuck E Cheese’s pizza was always on point], and it isn’t /that/ dirty. I think you’re referring to Theme Parks in terms of cleanliness? I won’t deny that the animatronics are creepy tho.

medimeedes:

SO you guys are telling me

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In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….

wtf is wrong with you

somethingmorex:

vvithrainyeyes:

this is so great.

This makes me want to cry. Yay for you

Hurray for videogames. <3